Okay, I said I wouldn't answer this one because it was just TMI. Then again that would make the entire point of this an oxymoron. So here we go...Wait! Before I get started I would like to give a disclaimer. If you are flinching, laughing or crying before you get to the end of this blog, it is your fault and no one associated with IE can be held liable. Now on to the questions...

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?

9! I am very happy with my life. I couldn't have asked for a better one. The only reason I didn't say 10 is because I wish my father were still here physically to share all of the new accomplishments with me. My dream of being a bestselling author has come true. I have wonderful family and friends...not to mention all of you wonderful guys here on IE!

1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
8.5! Sorry, what can I say. I watch too much Sex and the City and sometimes a girl just needs a half.

2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? 
Too many ways to count! Just know if you are good it won't take you long to find out.

3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?
I'm always going to do something to make you laugh.
I never go anywhere with my laptop or pen and paper (yes this includes the bed. I never know when I will wake up in the middle of the night with an idea.
I'm a OCD when it comes to germs!

4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)
Oh damn it! I have to choose? Well, since I do I will, but I definitely can't narrow it down to one. So I would take #2, #9 and #13 (not necessarily in that order)

4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?
Oh my there are a few that come to mind. #31 (I mean seriously, can the dude squeeze her breasts any harder? Ouch!) #6, # 18 and #36 (after Tracy's blog about "well hung men") all of the positions look like they might have you in a state of "perpetual bow-leggedness" or rearrange a few vital organs. And last but not least: #28, #33 and #39. I mean WTF! Did someone start a game of naked Twister and not tell me? 

5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Hands, chest, legs, lips, eyes. Oh hell! Everything okay! Everything!

6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Are you sure I have to pick one? Neither of these are acceptable options. However, if I have to choose one I will take the significant other having sex with someone else over falling in love with that person.

7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?
Is it me or do these actually mean the same thing? I'm not really sure so I'm going to say down. However, I'm willing to put the theory to the test. Any volunteers?

8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Come to bed
b) make you squirm: Are you ready
c) make you laugh: I can stop

Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
Oh heck this was the question I had been dreading. Now I remember why I avoided this TMI for so long. As a matter of fact I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me. 
And until next Tuesday...