TMI Tuesday-Stephanie
- By Stephanie Morris
- Published November 10, 2009
Stephanie Morris
Hi Everyone!
I'm Stephanie Morris, author of contemporary African American, Interracial/Multicultural and Paranormal sensual romance (borderline erotica). I love to write according to my moods but you will always get a story that combines a sensual energy with a captivating storyline. A native of the Dallas, TX area, I currently resides in Fort Worth, TX.
My current book release's include: Better Late Than Never, Playing for Keeps and Her Every Fantasy in The Smith Sister's Trilogy. The first book in the Courtlandt's of California, Laws of Attraction is now available. Propositioning the Rich Italian, the first book in the Indulgence series is also on a shelf near you. I also have two other single title releases, Cutting to The Chase and Staking His Claim.
My upcoming works include: A Matter of Honesty, The Past Between Them, Caught Up In The Moment (the first book in the That One Night series) to name a few.
Okay, I said I wouldn't answer this one because it was just TMI. Then again that would make the entire point of this an oxymoron. So here we go...Wait! Before I get started I would like to give a disclaimer. If you are flinching, laughing or crying before you get to the end of this blog, it is your fault and no one associated with IE can be held liable. Now on to the questions...
1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
9! I am very happy with my life. I couldn't have asked for a better one. The only reason I didn't say 10 is because I wish my father were still here physically to share all of the new accomplishments with me. My dream of being a bestselling author has come true. I have wonderful family and friends...not to mention all of you wonderful guys here on IE!
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
8.5! Sorry, what can I say. I watch too much Sex and the City and sometimes a girl just needs a half.
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Too many ways to count! Just know if you are good it won't take you long to find out.
3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?
I'm always going to do something to make you laugh.
I never go anywhere with my laptop or pen and paper (yes this includes the bed. I never know when I will wake up in the middle of the night with an idea.
I'm a OCD when it comes to germs!
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)
Oh damn it! I have to choose? Well, since I do I will, but I definitely can't narrow it down to one. So I would take #2, #9 and #13 (not necessarily in that order)
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?
Oh my there are a few that come to mind. #31 (I mean seriously, can the dude squeeze her breasts any harder? Ouch!) #6, # 18 and #36 (after Tracy's blog about "well hung men") all of the positions look like they might have you in a state of "perpetual bow-leggedness" or rearrange a few vital organs. And last but not least: #28, #33 and #39. I mean WTF! Did someone start a game of naked Twister and not tell me?
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Hands, chest, legs, lips, eyes. Oh hell! Everything okay! Everything!
6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Are you sure I have to pick one? Neither of these are acceptable options. However, if I have to choose one I will take the significant other having sex with someone else over falling in love with that person.
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?
Is it me or do these actually mean the same thing? I'm not really sure so I'm going to say down. However, I'm willing to put the theory to the test. Any volunteers?
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Come to bed
b) make you squirm: Are you ready
c) make you laugh: I can stop
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
Oh heck this was the question I had been dreading. Now I remember why I avoided this TMI for so long. As a matter of fact I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
And until next Tuesday...
1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
9! I am very happy with my life. I couldn't have asked for a better one. The only reason I didn't say 10 is because I wish my father were still here physically to share all of the new accomplishments with me. My dream of being a bestselling author has come true. I have wonderful family and friends...not to mention all of you wonderful guys here on IE!
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
8.5! Sorry, what can I say. I watch too much Sex and the City and sometimes a girl just needs a half.
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Too many ways to count! Just know if you are good it won't take you long to find out.
3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?
I'm always going to do something to make you laugh.
I never go anywhere with my laptop or pen and paper (yes this includes the bed. I never know when I will wake up in the middle of the night with an idea.
I'm a OCD when it comes to germs!
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)
Oh damn it! I have to choose? Well, since I do I will, but I definitely can't narrow it down to one. So I would take #2, #9 and #13 (not necessarily in that order)
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?
Oh my there are a few that come to mind. #31 (I mean seriously, can the dude squeeze her breasts any harder? Ouch!) #6, # 18 and #36 (after Tracy's blog about "well hung men") all of the positions look like they might have you in a state of "perpetual bow-leggedness" or rearrange a few vital organs. And last but not least: #28, #33 and #39. I mean WTF! Did someone start a game of naked Twister and not tell me?
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Hands, chest, legs, lips, eyes. Oh hell! Everything okay! Everything!
6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Are you sure I have to pick one? Neither of these are acceptable options. However, if I have to choose one I will take the significant other having sex with someone else over falling in love with that person.
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?
Is it me or do these actually mean the same thing? I'm not really sure so I'm going to say down. However, I'm willing to put the theory to the test. Any volunteers?
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Come to bed
b) make you squirm: Are you ready
c) make you laugh: I can stop
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
Oh heck this was the question I had been dreading. Now I remember why I avoided this TMI for so long. As a matter of fact I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
And until next Tuesday...
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14 Responses to "TMI Tuesday-Stephanie" 
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 9:18:34 AM CDT
Stephanie I really must agree with you regarding position 39, my hubby tried this when we were playing Musical Strip Scrabble so I just HAD to tell him "If your head is facing my feet you better be about to lick or suck on something not about to put your dick in my pussy" LOL
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 9:50:19 AM CDT
Oh sweet Mary, Carol! What would we do without you? I must also say you and your husband are very brave souls to try #39. Because I would have looked at my "husband" as if he had lost his mind.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 10:09:34 AM CDT
Oh I had no intention of trying his position but he pulled a "WILD" card so I had to use my "REVERSE" card 'cause no way in HELL would this work with me. Hell this position looks painful to him (my reason) let alone me & I wasn't having it, he still says I cheated.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 10:54:59 AM CDT
Sounds like you guys were playing the X-rated version of Uno? Where can I get a deck of those cards?
Also tell your husband you might have saved him a trip to the emergency room. Now how embarrassing would that have been to try to explain... |
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 12:51:59 PM CDT
well just about the bonus question, maybe whatever the position in fact, if one of the two have a cramp in an unexpected moment that domino the cry in a signal to speed up the movement...
wish You an hazard cramp...Mesdames |
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 4:51:19 PM CDT
Oh no Bill. I would have been lucky if it were that small of an issue. No pun intended.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 1:00:37 PM CDT
Hey this was a group of drunk ladies that invented this game but our partners seem to love it!!!! Basically the person that incorrectly guesses the name of scrambled songs must take off one article of clothing, the other partner can touch only new part of body exposed or he/she can use a Reverse card to have you touch them or Wild to touch any exposed section, Draw 2 then two items must be discarded.....get it, it is what you all decide at the beginning of the game btw, we never use the number cards and each color has meaning.....green=fast, yellow=slow, red=player call.....etc.
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 4:49:47 PM CDT
Ewww Carol! Ya'll nasty! LOL!
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 9:52:54 PM CDT
Hey that's what our husbands said when we told them, one of them added rule #1 "No one cums until both of us are nekkid"
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said this on 11 Nov 2009 10:15:08 PM CDT
Ha! Carol I have to brace myself before I read your response. You are a riot! but that is a GREAT plan! Sounds like everyone gets "theirs" fair and square...
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said this on 12 Nov 2009 12:54:44 AM CDT
Holy crap, my stomach hurt!
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said this on 13 Nov 2009 12:38:03 PM CDT
Tracy Tracy Tracy. Are you just now reading this? You are so behind my dear. LOL!
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said this on 13 Nov 2009 1:04:41 PM CDT
WTH, I am laughing so hard i'm crying and my significant other happened to be reading this with me now he is looking for the uno cards. I'm so not getting any house work done today.
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said this on 13 Nov 2009 1:26:37 PM CDT
LOL! Have fun Sherece but watch out for that "Wild" card unless you have a "Reverse" one...
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