A Dry Spell & A Milky Way Bar
- By Tracy Ames
- Published April 8, 2010
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, children and a host of pets.
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Greg and I were chatting a bit ago, trying to figure out the longest we’ve gone without sexytime. Now, this isn’t taking into consideration the period after childbirth or the year I lived in Switzerland and he in France (he came home to momma on weekends). We’re talking strictly normal day-to-day life.
In our quest for truth we were surprised to find we rarely go more than three days. So we decided to see if we could go an entire week without anything. Nothing…nil…nada for seven straight days.
Me, I’ll be fine. Greg, not so much…he gets antsy after a couple of days. I don’t think he can do. Then again, he’s an A-Type personality with a strong Alpha male thing going. He might go all the way.
I wanted to add a sweetener to the deal. Maybe foot, neck and back rubs…nope it wouldn’t work; we do those for one another anyway. Maybe cash….nope, we’re joint. So we decided to use the honor system…boring yes, but Greg’s honor is at stake and there’s nothing he covets more.
Team Greg and Team Tracy folks get ready!! Starting tomorrow, Friday April 9th 2010, we begin.
As soon as we shook on it, Greg jumps out of bed, walks to the bedroom door and comes back looking perplexed.
Me: What’s wrong?
Greg: Trying to decide if I want a Milky Way Bar or an orgasm.
Me: That’s not a difficult choice.
Greg: Yeah, but an orgasm won’t make me fat.
Me: *Scowl*
Greg: *Big Cheesy Grin* Oh damn, that's your unhappy face.
I'll keep you posted. I might kill him first.
In our quest for truth we were surprised to find we rarely go more than three days. So we decided to see if we could go an entire week without anything. Nothing…nil…nada for seven straight days.
Me, I’ll be fine. Greg, not so much…he gets antsy after a couple of days. I don’t think he can do. Then again, he’s an A-Type personality with a strong Alpha male thing going. He might go all the way.
I wanted to add a sweetener to the deal. Maybe foot, neck and back rubs…nope it wouldn’t work; we do those for one another anyway. Maybe cash….nope, we’re joint. So we decided to use the honor system…boring yes, but Greg’s honor is at stake and there’s nothing he covets more.
Team Greg and Team Tracy folks get ready!! Starting tomorrow, Friday April 9th 2010, we begin.
As soon as we shook on it, Greg jumps out of bed, walks to the bedroom door and comes back looking perplexed.
Me: What’s wrong?
Greg: Trying to decide if I want a Milky Way Bar or an orgasm.
Me: That’s not a difficult choice.
Greg: Yeah, but an orgasm won’t make me fat.
Me: *Scowl*
Greg: *Big Cheesy Grin* Oh damn, that's your unhappy face.
I'll keep you posted. I might kill him first.
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65 Responses to "A Dry Spell & A Milky Way Bar" 
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 1:11:13 AM CST
Can I get in on the bet? What are the odds can I put $20 on you, LOL. Personally with me and Matt, I'd break way before him. I'm having my monthly visitor and it's on a tight clock because I'm on birth control and it's been 4 days and we've actually still been doing a few things. Tomorrow I'm off this crap and it is so on. Lil Mama got some kind of stroking. Personally I can only go for one day unless I'm sick and even that's tough. He can go for two days but he's so much more disciplined.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 2:33:50 AM CST
Thank you, Eugenia. You have faith in me. Greg is worse when he's sick. I think it has to do with the male mind...he wants to spread his seed before he dies, lol! He's such a baby when he's ill. Headache and/or bleeding is the only time sexytime gets put on hold. It is gonna be tough...I actually like my husband.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 3:16:10 AM CST
Hey I think my girl can make it but I know it's gonna be tough. I think men don't realize how hard it is for women, especially when we like them LOL. It's even harder. And even harder when you like them and they can put it on ya! I say do sneaky stuff, you know how to get him. LOL. I think I'll definitely put my 20 on you.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 9:51:19 AM CST
This is a toughie, as generally I believe men can't last that long without sex, but Tracy, you've given us the goodies on Mr Ames and honestly?, I'd understand if you just throw him down, rip his clothes off and go all cave girl on him EVERY day. I'm thinking you might be in deep do do, but am banking on your being female (= not being led by your punany) to out fox his hotness.
Team Tracy! |
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 2:05:08 PM CST
LOL! cccH, you're a mess! We haven't started and he's acting funny...and yes, I'm in deep poo. He's walking around looking all hot today. Dang it, I will hold out...we have tonight.
Eugenia, after the Milky Way conversation last night, I tried reasing him. He didn't like that too much. :D |
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 3:33:30 PM CST
When yall finally do the do, you will need soundproofing for real. Make sure the kids are far away from the house. It's going to be a hell of a lot of thunder.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 3:58:30 PM CST
Ebony, it's going to be fire! Mr. Ames doesn't mess around. But I think it'll be a nice change...just to see what happens.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 2:42:07 PM CST
Tracy I pleged my alligence to team Greg a while ago does that still count or can I Change sides...LoL
Well my $20 is on Greg...Eugenia I"ll take your bet...Tracy tell Greg, I got money one him. |
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 3:54:01 PM CST
Sherece, you're such a traitor! What happened to sisterly love? That's ok, Team Tracy will be just fine. I have an outlet, my writing. Greg has meditation and boxing. I might pen something and have him read it...;-) Yep, I give him three days.
I was thinking about writing another installment of "Wicked" |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 1:47:24 PM CST
Now Tracy you know I got your back if you should truly need it.
Now with that said GO TEAM GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 1:58:44 PM CST
Traitor! I'm so alone. :(
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 3:56:53 PM CST
Well l I think it's going to be though battle. But I think you just might be able to out last him! I'll put my money on you! But I have to say I do truely feel Greg's dilema I mean choosing between a Milkyway and a orgasm is really difficult! lol
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 4:02:54 PM CST
Thanks! Team Tracy is coming together quite nicely. It's going to be hard as hell. We actually like each other. He came into the bedroom a little while ago looking pouty faced. I told him to eat a Milky Way bar and leave me alone. :)
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 5:17:12 PM CST
Lol! no you didn't tell him to get a milky way! Girl since the bet doesn't start untill tomorrow the two ya'll need to be getting it in all day and into the night. lol!
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 5:31:52 PM CST
I know, right. I told him to come on, but he's busy with a client. He's loss.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 6:42:50 PM CST
Ok man Tracy but as Sophia in Color Purple stated "I loves you Mrs. Ames God knows I do but I HAVE to put my money on Mr. Ames".....Sorry Tracy..
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 7:34:20 PM CST
Traitors, all of you! Carol, you and Eugenia are the worse. Hello, sisterly love! Team Tracy.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 6:51:24 PM CST
My bet is on Team Mr. Ames. Here's my logic...have you read your stories? As soon as you write something or decide to edit a story, you're going to feel the urge to jump his bones.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 7:37:21 PM CST
LOL! Erica, seriously, you're gonna side with Greg. *smh* I can't believe you're leaving me. Yeah I do need to busted the edits out for F&H:8...or I could have Greg do them. ;-) Do you see how this works folks?
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 8:19:33 PM CST
What I'm on your side Tracy, really I want you to make it, really I do. Maybe that would prove to me that I can hold out. I'm just trying to make a statement, eh it might work, might not but this will be totally interesting. And I'm still holding you up as champion Tracy, Go Team Tracy!
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 8:35:48 PM CST
Eugenia, you're not fooling me. You're playing both sides. Crazy woman. Well, he has 2.5 hours to go until lockdown and he's on the phone with a client.
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 8:43:54 PM CST
I really need to be on your side but I have a Type A too and damn sometimes he makes me scream all the time, if the screams were only the orgasms then it would okay but not frustration.
P.S. Tracy wanna make a deal? |
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 9:11:08 PM CST
Can u ask Greg to tell James to buy me a car? I'll be on your team...please
I had just three little accidents and I am forced to become "Ms. Daisy" |
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 9:34:22 PM CST
LMAO! Carol, don't get me started on damaged cars. Someone dented Greg's Aston while I was driving it. He won't talk James into buying you a car for anything! Good luck with that.Ms. Daisy!
Now I have to go. Greg's off the phone and out of the shower. See ya!!! |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 2:08:29 PM CST
Seeeeeeeeeeeeee, this is why you're in deep do do, Mrs Ames!. I'm betting your newest book, not that I mind losing so much as I love supporting you as an author, you just ROCK, Lady!, but it's about principle here and TRUTH, no?. Don't see him, especially after a shower!. And I agree with whoever asked you to reread your reads. You have once said that your heroes are a part of Mr Ames. NOW, I'm asking you: HOW THE HECK SHOULD WE (females) BE TEAM TRACY?????.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 4:55:20 PM CST
Because you love me, that's how. :) I matter, Greg, not so much. Girl, it was rough this morning. He was so cute and he smelled like soap. *clinching heart* I told him to spend the weekend in NYC so we wouldn't be tempted.
Heck no, I'm not reading my own work...I know what's in there, HIM! The edits for F&H part 8 were done last night by a friend so I wouldn't have to go near it, lol. And I made sure to clean part 9 ahead of time. I'm no fool. Only trouble is that I wad going to work on another installment of "Wicked". I guess it'l have to wait. Ha! |
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said this on 08 Apr 2010 9:54:41 PM CST
Oh man, ok listen the I parked the Jag on the street rushing to my daughter game it got side swiped, the second one (Malibu 5 days new) was wrecked by valet attendant but the nail was his BMW hit from the rear ok yes I was driving but I was NOT moving.
Come on now, he's an attorney he can see this is not my fault he caught me while in the hospital (his fear made me agree) and promised to use a driver exclusively. Ok how many other attorney here want to way in. On MY side, if you please. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 1:30:39 AM CST
Oh I tell you what if I see either of you broads on the street, I'm driving away quickly LOL. I only have a Toyota but it's six years old and I planned on keeping it till the wheels fall off but with folks like ya'll on the road I gotta watch it. I only drive my car, Matt's car is a total piece of crap but he loves it and he can smoke in it so he keeps driving it. I swear Subarus must be like tanks, cause he's had ton of accidents in that thing. Yea, I stay away from folks like ya'll. I'm really not trying to buy that Toyota Tacoma soon.
And Tracy, of course I play both sides, a little more on one than the other but I won't say which one but like most gamblers I want to play the spread LOL. I'm evil I know it, I really know it. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 6:34:04 PM CST
Oh Eugenia that's cold these were not MY fault just because I was out & about he blamed me but me getta ticket..LOL
I've never CAUSED an accident probably cause no one can catch me to hit me...hehehehe (J says you know baby it's ok to let someone pass you, NOT) but I am a safe driver. Ok, dang gone it I need one of these attorneys on this board to give me an argument so's I can get a car.....TODAY |
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said this on 10 Apr 2010 1:44:17 AM CST
Oh yea whateva Carol, I'll doing you all like I do old people when I see them in a car, I get far away as fast as possible. LOL. Here's some good advice I've heard many an attorney say, since I was once a paralegal, don't talk so dang much, you just told all your business, now you really look dangerous and liable. I still say keep away from Tracy and Carol on the road.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 6:48:01 AM CST
Well, good luck to both of you guys ;-)
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 11:14:14 AM CST
Is today the beginning of the "end"? On your marks, get set.....gooooooo!
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 1:56:44 PM CST
Girl, I had to leave the house and then he popped in on BC's play date...messed me up again! We've decided to stay away from one another as much as possible...:)
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 3:23:51 PM CST
Isn't staying away from each other cheating.
Don't you have to be in each others proximity fighting temptation in order for this to work. You guys can do it I have faith...But just in case GREG runnnnnnnnnnn I will not lose my $20 |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 5:00:02 PM CST
Yes, it is cheating isn't it? I was sending him and BC to NYC for the weekend...maybe I shouldn't. We're ttrying to take our relationship to a higgher level. Higher level of what?...I don't know. See this is the hair-brain stuff we come up with.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 6:41:17 PM CST
Whoohoo Go Greg Go Greg Go Greg Go Greg...(doing my happy dance)
Tracy you know you gonna lose, right? Come on with the temptation Greg, you can do it....(but not Tracy yet) |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:13:12 PM CST
Carol, I'm looking pretty good right now. Greg is the one slipping. I went downstairs to grab a waffle and he walked up behind me, "Hey Momma! Oh shit! I forgot!" and then started laughing...so it's NOT me. He's the one you should worry about.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:21:12 PM CST
Dat gummit Greg....now you listen to me, I went to the dark side (against a woman) for ya come on now you can do it. Just pretend or imagine..oh crap I got nothing. Come on Greg work with a sister.,,
Tracy, James is on YOUR side.. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:46:06 PM CST
I asked him for a back rub and he rolled his eyes at me and went to meditate. :D Tell James I said thank you. I need all the support I can get since my girls are traitors!
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 5:38:04 PM CST
I see multiple personality insanity has struck again.
Oh and back to the subject matter at hand. I am on Team Greg of course! Yo, yo, yo, where my WASP at? P Unit! |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:06:48 PM CST
Stephanie, you have Greg walking around shouting "P Unit!". I'm dying. You and Greg need to stop! You two are too hype together. *smdh*
The other night, my sister and I were chatting and he goes, "What's Stephanie talking about?" I told him to lay down! He always thinks it you. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 9:31:12 PM CST
LOL! I resent the fact that I am always seen as the culprit! Tell Greg this defamation of my character has to stop! LOL!
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 6:44:06 PM CST
Team Mad Lovin'! Team Mad Lovin'!
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:02:56 PM CST
Hush Sqweel! We're trying to be a mature loving couple without semi-violent lovin'. But next weekend, I'm taking Mr. Ames out of tiwn!
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 6:48:35 PM CST
How do you think Greg will act once you and he finally do make love? It's going to be off the chain. It may be some heavy crying involved on your part once he gets going. Maybe it will be some heavy growling on his part once you get going on him. Me, personally, if I had done the bet with someone like Greg, I would want to be on top of him in that position to let all my frustation out from the bet.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:09:40 PM CST
LMAO! Ebony, you're been compromised by us married women. Yes, bless his heart. I'm gonna try to murder him! He's sooo cute.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:14:22 PM CST
Ms. Tracy, listen to the song "Speechless" on YouTube by Beyonce. Listen to it now!!!!! It is off the chain. She's talking about going out of head and going out of her mind just listening to his footsteps, being in his arms, being in his world....she's just speechless. This song is the bomb!!!!!! This reminds me of you and Greg. You have to listen to this now!!!!! It's a great song to make love to.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:40:55 PM CST
Ebony, did Stephanie Morris put you up to this?! She and Sqweel have been trying to tempt me into raping Greg.
Stephanie, if you did, that's just wrong! Thanks Ebony. We love this song. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 9:33:02 PM CST
Again, I had nothing to do with this. You know I would take full credit if I had ;-)
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:48:21 PM CST
For the record, my campaign is against both of you. If you want to run your fingers through Greg's hair and nibble on his ear, I think you should do it. If Greg was to run his hand slowly across your backside and stops at the dip in your back, I think he should do it. If you both want to lock lips in a passionate dueling of your tongues, I think you two should do it.
TEAM MAD LOVIN'! |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 7:55:09 PM CST
Sqweel, I'm dying!! You're a mess! I can't deal with you tonight. G-Man read your post and left the room.
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 8:15:12 PM CST
You are NOT helping!!!!!!
You know Tracy in the interest of sisterly love, I gotta, just gotta take up the slack there's no since not to take advantage of this visual picture. Kids are packing as I type will be spending weekend with one of the nieces...the sound of the door closing will still be in the air before I jump him. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 8:21:23 PM CST
LOL! Sqweel "team mad lovin" I love it! Tracy Girl dont listen to her! I bet my man that Greg is going to break first. So if you lose i'll never her the end of it! So girl stay strong and take him down! Go team Tracy! (Sorry Greg)
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 8:41:07 PM CST
oooh yeah! Greg is going down!!
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 8:18:47 PM CST
JOIN TEAM MAD LOVIN'
Over the past few days, people have been aligning themselves with either Team Greg or Team Tracy. I would like to offer you a sane choice: Team Mad Lovin'. When a couple, such as Greg and Tracy, still enjoy 'enjoying' each other after so many years of marriage, they shouldn't ask if their tendency to fuck like bunnies is excessive or truly represents their deep and abiding love. They should accept the gift given to them and unwrap it in the morning, unwrap it in the afternoon and unwrap it at night. We all wish we had such a gift. Please join me in telling these two lovers there is nothing wrong with Mad Lovin'. |
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said this on 09 Apr 2010 8:39:37 PM CST
What do you like about the song "Speechless" because I like everything. How does Greg like it? When you still really like being with someone and top that off by being in love with them too, you're just speechless. And there's nothing like that feeling, that feeling when you here his footsteps and you're mind and body are just in tune with his footsteps. It's nothing like loving a man and showing him your love through your most vulnerable appetite (sex or any name you like to call it). I want this one day. Beyonce sung the hell out of this song. You can tell what she's feeling, telling him she's been waiting for him all day and then later say she's going out of her mind. All you can say is "damn"!!!!!!!!!!!!
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said this on 10 Apr 2010 12:55:49 AM CST
I'm leaving Team Mr. Ames to join Team Mad Lovin'. Sorry Mr. Ames. *shrug*...All this talk about cars reminds me of when I crashed my first car. It was my baby. His name was The Silver Surfer. He was a silver Audi A4. Ahh the memories. Driving home from school blasting Green Day and Rascal Flatts, honking the horn at cute boys, going to the mall with my friends just to walk by cute boys.
Mrs. Ames, I don't know how you're going to win this. If I was married *shiver* and i was actually physically attracted to my husband *shiver* considering how I've been feeling lately, I would probably have sex like 12 times a day. So I think you, Mrs. Ames, should join Team Mad Lovin'. *sidenote: I know you all are probably wondering about the shivers. Well, I just can't say words like "married" and "husband" without a chill piercing me to the core. |
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said this on 10 Apr 2010 1:40:19 AM CST
Aww I think I'm about the hedge my bets and join team Mad Lovin' there is nothing wrong with wanting to have lots of hot, nasty, frequent sex with your husband and him feeling the same. You two are blessed, I know married people that don't have sex but twice a month or less, I don't know how anyone does that. Because as married people, you should having sex porno style as frequently as possible. So I say let's go with Mad Lovin', cause it's probably about to go down this weekend and Mad Lovin' will turn into Good Lovin'. Alright Ride 'Em!
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said this on 10 Apr 2010 12:21:47 PM CST
Day 2 of the "DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER, BUT SALIVATE EACH TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER" contest. So uh, how's it going?
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said this on 10 Apr 2010 12:58:45 PM CST
Captain's log: Day Two...I saw his bare back this morning and wanted to rape him but I didn't. :(
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said this on 11 Apr 2010 3:26:14 PM CST
I haven't heard from and seen hide nor hair of Tracy in a couple of hours on FB. I say Team Mad Lovin' might have won. And if they're getting it on right now, they both have won.
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said this on 11 Apr 2010 3:49:54 PM CST
Hush Eugenia! We were on our way to the mall but turned around because the traffic was terrible. No lovin' as of yet!
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said this on 11 Apr 2010 5:08:46 PM CST
Captain's log: Day Three........is there sweat on their brows, do they have the shakes from withdrawal, are either Tracy or Greg resorting to sneaky tactics to make the other crack and throw this contest to hell? Stay tuned.....until tomorrow......same Bat Channel, same Bat Station!
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said this on 11 Apr 2010 5:30:15 PM CST
Yves, you need help, LOL! Hell no, we're hanging in there. We actually snuggled a bit but that was all. No kissing, no nothing. Ha!
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