My Husband Has lost His Mind
- By Tracy Ames
- Published May 22, 2010
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, children and a host of pets.
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Stress has finally taken its toll on my WASPy husband, lol! He's lost him beautiful Buddhist mind. I'm so glad my mother-in-law is in town.
Greg (reads from his fortune cookie): Your love of music will be an important part of your life. *Looks Puzzled*
Me: What’s wrong?
Greg: All those years of law school wasted when my true destiny was gangster rap. *Gets out of bed*
Me: Where are you going?
Greg: Gotta pour out one for my homies.
Greg (reads from his fortune cookie): Your love of music will be an important part of your life. *Looks Puzzled*
Me: What’s wrong?
Greg: All those years of law school wasted when my true destiny was gangster rap. *Gets out of bed*
Me: Where are you going?
Greg: Gotta pour out one for my homies.
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41 Responses to "My Husband Has lost His Mind" 
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said this on 23 May 2010 9:03:32 PM CST
LMAO! None of you are allowed near my husband. He's out of control...
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said this on 24 May 2010 11:21:59 PM CST
Ok I just read this. Tracy I'm with you I got the tape for Gregs mouth. The madness has to end somewhere.
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said this on 24 May 2010 11:54:28 PM CST
Thank you, Lisa!! Finally a voice of reason. Greg is apt to say ANYTHING. One day he told the cashier at the market that his breath smelled like motor oil. I could've died.
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said this on 27 May 2010 6:47:36 PM CST
It's something not right about you guys. LOL!
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said this on 22 May 2010 9:25:45 AM CST
My only advice to Greg is: Don't sign with Suge Knight!
Otherwise, tell him to lean like a chulo with his badass self. |
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said this on 22 May 2010 9:33:42 AM CST
Girl, don't encourage Greg's behavior. He picked up dinner from P.F.Chang's last night after I talked to you. Thanks Lydia!!
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said this on 22 May 2010 9:44:37 AM CST
Sigh ... you have me back on PF Chang's after our conversation last night. I might have to leave the hotel after all.
I might consider PF Chang's as partial compensation for the wrongs cast upon you. I'm off to the book festival. Talk to you later! |
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said this on 22 May 2010 10:58:33 AM CST
Lol! Yo Greg I heard P-Unit is looking for another member. Go fullful your true destiny. I agree with Lydia. Stay away from Suge Knight . You see how well that worked out for Tupac. lol
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said this on 22 May 2010 1:23:34 PM CST
Crystal, you and Lydia are bad news...encouraging Greg's madness. Whatever happened to sisterly love?
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said this on 22 May 2010 1:50:58 PM CST
Sorry girl you know I'm all for sister love. But it would just be plain slelfish of me to deny the world of a wasp ganstaga rapper! Sometimes we have to think of the greater good! lol
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said this on 22 May 2010 2:51:50 PM CST
LMAO...but don't count him out just yet 'cause it could happen. According to the nephews their uncle did a free style at their graduation party last week in Dallas and was pretty good. (It appears no one had a camera or phone, yeah right).
So on that note: Rap on Greg, rap on.... |
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:01:30 PM CST
Carol, you too!? James did a free style at a graduation party? Oh my goodness.
I didn't create a blog post about his dancing in the market. Girl, Greg broke out dancing to Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen". I left him where he was. Last week it was "Off The Wall" in the bank. |
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:22:10 PM CST
Once again have to go with G-money on this one, I will start dancing anywhere too and my family will just walk off, I mean right in the middle of my cabbage patch. Now suppose someone tried to grab me, being all alone and stuff. *sniffle*
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said this on 22 May 2010 6:47:45 PM CST
LMAO, I love the guy. Tracy I have been reading your blog on amazon for the last few months and my favorite post are the ones about Greg. God, I laughed so hard at this post. He is a real mess.
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said this on 22 May 2010 7:28:44 PM CST
Great to meet you, Ruby! Greg is a mess...you guys only get bits and pieces of what comes out of his mouth, LOL! And it wouldn't be so funny if he wasn't such a WASP.
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said this on 22 May 2010 7:24:53 PM CST
Greg, you betta bust out those shell toe addidas, rock your Kangol and show the world......YOU AIN'T PLAYIN'! Throw up the W - WASP SIIIII- IDE! Don't let wifey hold you back!
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said this on 22 May 2010 7:40:54 PM CST
Yves, you're joining in the madness? You're a part of "P-Unit" as well? He was walking around the house a week shouting, "Yo yo yo! Where my WASP at?"
My beautiful husband ended a sentence with a preposition!! |
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:42:39 PM CST
Hahaha...My nephews, brothers have rubbed off on my poor baby so much I now limit the "hanging out" time, he is their ringer. You know "White men can't dance or fight or cuss" so they can get in trouble especially with my older brother boys (he has 12) between knowing the slang and appearing like a choir boy they will find a sucker every time.
Party on Greg "I ain't mad atcha" |
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said this on 22 May 2010 7:47:08 PM CST
LOL...good one or he can get "IN DA COUNTRY CLUB" featuring 50Million instead of 50cent
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:03:40 PM CST
LMFAO!! Carol, I'm done with you! Greg died when he read your comment. Oh we're hurting!!
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:35:38 PM CST
Come on G-Money;
Go, go, go, go Go, go, go G-Money It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Cristal like it's yo birthday 'Cause you know we don't give a fuck It's not your birthday! |
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said this on 22 May 2010 10:56:58 PM CST
Carol, stop encouraging Greg's madness. We just walked in the house from the store...thank goodness he didn't break out dancing this time.
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:52:30 PM CST
Lol! I love it! How about P-Unit do W.A.S.P instead instead P.I.M.P by G-Unit. Know that would be a hit song! lol
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said this on 22 May 2010 10:54:14 PM CST
LMAO! I can't breath!! I'm dying...
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:13:03 PM CST
LMAO, you know I can picture him singing "It's hard out here for Pimp"
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:20:44 PM CST
You don't wanna see it. Greg will have you in tears laughing. Looking at him you'd never expect he knew every word of "Let Me Ride". Never in a million years!!
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:47:00 PM CST
Oh man that's a picture James favorite is 99 Problems by JayZ.
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said this on 22 May 2010 8:33:13 PM CST
Yessss! See between me & Carol, Greg can go out on TOUR! Greg let folks know. Tell 'em.....'You betta aks somebody!' And Yes ask is misspelled on purpose. LOL!
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:01:51 PM CST
Yeah that right....give him a stage to cut up on. That's just what the world needs, lol! You, Carol, Crystal and Greg need help.
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said this on 23 May 2010 10:05:08 AM CST
I'm down Greg. We can do it! Come on rap with me! "I don't know know what you heard about me. But you can't get a million dollors out me. No bently coupe no polo shits. You can't see i'm W.A.S.P. lol!
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said this on 23 May 2010 11:47:29 AM CST
ROTFL! Crystal you've gone beyond all hope. Greg died laughing. I'm done with you all.
Have you seen that Boost Mobile commerical with Mickey Avalon rapping? The first time Greg and I saw it Greg says,"God, I'd make that guy eat his mic." I fell over! |
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said this on 23 May 2010 2:55:01 PM CST
LOL! You did know I had skills! Yeah I've seen the commercial. I wasn't all that impressed. Greg probally could make him eat his mic. lol!
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said this on 23 May 2010 1:09:20 PM CST
Crystal can you picture him: button down shirt with the collar popped-starched khaki shorts-loafers on his feet...Tracy down front yelling "THAT'S MY BOO" LMAO
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said this on 23 May 2010 3:46:57 PM CST
Whatever! Girl, I'll be backstage coming up with an exit plan. LOL!
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said this on 23 May 2010 3:48:32 PM CST
OMG! too funny. I could could definately picture it
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:19:54 PM CST
Whohoo, I got shotgun. Yves we can talk him into dedicating "My chick Bad" to Tracy!!!
I'm ready to drop it like it's hot!!! |
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:25:50 PM CST
Good lord, everyone has lost their minds. I have enough problems without Grand Master G and the backup dancers causing trouble.
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:49:00 PM CST
Yess! Drop it like it's hot! Drop, drop it like it's hot!
I'm the hype wo-"MAN". Greg's the King of WASP, there is none higher! Sucker MCs should call him Sire! When he grabs the mic, all others perspire! He won't stop rockin' til he retires! |
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said this on 22 May 2010 11:50:51 PM CST
Hey Ms. Tracy!!!! (Yep! I'm chiming in on "G-Dub" (LOL!!!) )
Now you know it ain't no fun if the HOMIE can't have none!!! Represent G-Dub!!! Do your thang!!! (I have been rollin reading your post and the post of the others... ) I'm with Yves and Carol... He needs to youtube a performance of "My Chick Bad"... And definitely go out on tour. I'd buy tickets chica... Who says you can't have another career... |
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said this on 23 May 2010 12:19:51 AM CST
LMAO! You too?! Has everyone gone crazy? My husband and his crew are off their rockers. What's sad is one of his nicknames is "G-Man" now we have "G-Dub" and "50Million".
I need some cuddle time with my mother-in-law. |
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said this on 23 May 2010 12:27:26 AM CST
I'm in sooo much trouble. I was supposed to be in bed two hours ago. Greg is going to kill me. If you don't hear from me tomorrow then you know he's benched me. LOL! Goodnight
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