My Husband. My Tormentor
- By Tracy Ames
- Published April 5, 2011
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Yesterday was an absolute nightmare. I had three Podcast back to back and a ton of research to catch up on*. With the amount of people working in the house you’d think it’d be mayhem. It’s nor, really. Unless we’re debating or pissing off it’s pretty quiet.
When we’re (Greg, Daniel, Lawrence & I) downstairs working, its Greg’s conference calls, Daniel’s random outbursts of weirdness, and Lawrence’s animal related sneezing fits that disturb the peace.
Even still, I rarely work downstairs because of the high traffic. However, my workload has forced me from my cave and into the grips of my tormentor...ie downstairs with the guys.
Not a problem right? Wrong. Greg’s my tormentor. When I’m stressed and/or recording, he’ll do something to make me laugh. And now that our desks face one another he’s gotten worse!
Last week during a promo spot, he IM’ed me “My cock should be labeled a choking hazard”, then smirks at me. I was in tears laughing!
Oh, it gets worse…
Yesterday, I geared up for my final recording. I was exhausted, my head was pounding, I was starved, and the kitten stuck his paw in my tea. Greg was sitting across from me in deep thought. Ten minutes into the recording, he sent me the coupon below, then beamed around his monitor. I lost it as did everyone else!
Needless to say this’ll be a re-record, but he certainly lightened the mood.
*Yes, I perform a great deal of research for my tales.
When we’re (Greg, Daniel, Lawrence & I) downstairs working, its Greg’s conference calls, Daniel’s random outbursts of weirdness, and Lawrence’s animal related sneezing fits that disturb the peace.
Even still, I rarely work downstairs because of the high traffic. However, my workload has forced me from my cave and into the grips of my tormentor...ie downstairs with the guys.
Not a problem right? Wrong. Greg’s my tormentor. When I’m stressed and/or recording, he’ll do something to make me laugh. And now that our desks face one another he’s gotten worse!
Last week during a promo spot, he IM’ed me “My cock should be labeled a choking hazard”, then smirks at me. I was in tears laughing!
Oh, it gets worse…
Yesterday, I geared up for my final recording. I was exhausted, my head was pounding, I was starved, and the kitten stuck his paw in my tea. Greg was sitting across from me in deep thought. Ten minutes into the recording, he sent me the coupon below, then beamed around his monitor. I lost it as did everyone else!
Needless to say this’ll be a re-record, but he certainly lightened the mood.
*Yes, I perform a great deal of research for my tales.
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18 Responses to "My Husband. My Tormentor"
said this on 05 Apr 2011 4:00:23 AM CDT
LMBO, TA that man of yours is a royal fool and 1/2, but I can't fault him at all the choking hazard had me CHOKING on my oatmeal :) You'll need to venture downstairs more often lol
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:06:25 PM CDT
JJ, Greg's a killing me but sometimes he's so goofy I can't help but laugh.
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said this on 05 Apr 2011 7:30:56 AM CDT
I should not be eating breakfast when reading about Greg's antics-->grits are everywhere. Needless, to say your hous is never dull. Choking hazard and orgasm coupon---REDEEDM REDEEM REDEEM:)
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:12:09 PM CDT
LOL! Vicki, you would say redeem. Greg's a mess. I love him to death but he's going to kill me.
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said this on 05 Apr 2011 11:49:57 AM CDT
LMAO! I'm reading this on my phone in deli waiting on my sandwich for lunch. People are look at me like I'm crazy because I just busted of laughing. Never a dull moment with 50Mil. I'm with Judy with coupons like that I'd be working downstairs all the time. lol I hope you redeemed that coupon immediately.
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:38:01 PM CDT
Greg will have you looking cray in public, lol! I'm warning you. Dull moments are few and far between.
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:43:54 PM CDT
Wanda, I love my husband. He makes my day brighter.
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said this on 05 Apr 2011 7:47:15 PM CDT
Note to self: stop reading Tracy's posts on your phone while sitting in your office. The laughter which ensues is causing the staff to wonder. That is all.
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:40:06 PM CDT
LOL! It happens to me all of the time. He can keep a straight face while I'm rolling around like an idiot.
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said this on 05 Apr 2011 8:16:23 PM CDT
Ok, Tracy! :::rubs hands together::: You know I love this stuff! I like to keep the "peeps" straight so...you haven't mentioned Lawrence in awhile until today. Isn't he supposed to be in Switzerland with his wife, Portia, aka Greg's favorite secretary? Are they visiting? Moved back? They're a part of your "family" so I'm as much in their business as you'll let me, LOL!
As for your hubby, he is straight up crazy and teasing and nuts and wonderful and he wants to get a rise out of you...its like tech media foreplay of sorts, ie., IM'ng and emailing, LOL! |
said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:22:20 PM CDT
Lawrence and Portia returned in Jan. because Greg needed her Stateside for a few months. And what Greg wants, Greg gets....such is the love between them. :) They'll be here until Sept. maybe longer. Lawrence would've been able to handle the baby by himself so the three of them returned.
Greg loves IM. I can turn my off and he still needles his way in! |
said this on 05 Apr 2011 8:25:51 PM CDT
something is not right about this man, but you love him just the same. *just shakes my head at 50Mil*
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:47:43 PM CDT
There's something wrong with him. I don't tell you guys the half of it. He gave his great aunt a fist bump when we left Newport.
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 1:35:31 AM CDT
Not to sound stalkerish Tracy, but I'm curious on what Greg looks like. I've seen your pretty face so I'm able to picture you in these scenarios, but with him, its a big question mark. Do you have a picture of you guys together?
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:33:28 PM CDT
Yeppers we hve a ton of pics together but Greg refuses to come from the shadows. He doesn't want the attention. He'll come to some of my book signings, though. He's the tall WASP talking to the tall Black guy (Grip). LOL!
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 9:18:43 AM CDT
50Mil......nutty then a jar of Skippys!
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said this on 07 Apr 2011 3:42:38 PM CDT
Who are you telling!? I'm was recording an interview this morning, and he came out of the bathroom doing the Kid & Play. Thank goodness for the mute button.
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