Okay, I know you guys are tired of answering questions but  your answers are being shared and put to good use.

I write erotic fiction but typing certain words below makes me squeamish. Some are just too crass for my gentle, puritanical nature. I’m not kidding; I can’t use certain words. I washed down four Advil with a glass of red wine before starting this post!

Thanks in advance and thank you for your Mr. Darcy input. Keep it coming, we’re listening to you!



Which do you prefer?
A. Cock
B. Dick
C. Penis


Which do you prefer?
A. Cum
B. Come
C. Nut
D. Sperm
E. Jism
F. Spunk


Which do you prefer?
A. Pussy
B. Cunt
C. The Love Below
D. Canal of Sin
E. Vagina
F. Other flowery euphemisms


Which do you prefer?
A. Breasts
B. Tits
C. Titties
D. Chest Pillows
E. Fun bags


Which do you prefer?
A. Hard on
B. Erection
C. Stiffy
D. Crackin’ a Fatty



Thank goodness it’s over. I declare tomorrow a day of prayer and fasting!