Erotic Wallpaper?
- By Tracy Ames
- Published December 8, 2011
Tracy Ames
Mrs. Ames is an international bestselling author of interracial erotic fiction and a former columnist for several newsletters and magazines.
A native of the San Francisco Bay Area, Tracy currently split time between CT & New York City with her husband, children and a host of pets.
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Dean Street Townhouse, a stylish hotel and dining room located in the affluent enclave of Soho in central London, is bleeding amazing.
The residents of historic Soho are an interesting mix of all social classes; from the elite gentry to punters who found frequenting the neighborhood brothels less taxing if they purchased property within walking distance.
Today, Soho is brothel free and, thanks to the saturation of talented artists and uber-snobs with more money than common sense, teems with trendy shops, restored Georgian dwellings, and the occasional upward mobile chav from Camden blowing their last dime on overpriced wine at one of the swanky outdoor cafes.
We’ve filled our bellies at Dean Street a few times; each was an experience in itself though I can’t pin-point exactly why.
Wait…yes I can. It’s the porno wallpaper designed by Johnny Yeo!
"This is swinging Soho, afterall, so the place can't be all doilies and tea cozies. The art on the walls is all porn-based," says Martin Brudnizki, one of the most sought-after interior designers in the restaurant world.
"When, you walk in and it feels cozy and lovely. But then you look on the walls. It's like British society," he says with a mischievous chuckle. "But, in a way, that's the point. A place to relax, kick back with friends, order up some bangers and mash and ogle the pictures."
Damn the pictures (which are awesome), check out the yards of wallpaper!
One evening while stuffing our gobs, Daniel quietly drew my attention to the sinning going on just over my shoulder. I turned around as discreetly as possible...which is to say not at all.
I didn’t see anything...then, with awe equal to the Israelites witnessing the parting of the Red Sea, the 'shapes' emerged. Lord have mercy! He-ing and she-ing taking place inches away from my hair!
Below is the lovely printed paper. Innocent, right?
Now look very closely at the leaves. You may have to save the pic to your desktop and enlarge. It’s Girls Gone Wild!
If you’re ever in London, be sure to stop by and gawk…and the food is good, too. Maybe I'll paper Daniel's bathroom. :)
The residents of historic Soho are an interesting mix of all social classes; from the elite gentry to punters who found frequenting the neighborhood brothels less taxing if they purchased property within walking distance.
Today, Soho is brothel free and, thanks to the saturation of talented artists and uber-snobs with more money than common sense, teems with trendy shops, restored Georgian dwellings, and the occasional upward mobile chav from Camden blowing their last dime on overpriced wine at one of the swanky outdoor cafes.
We’ve filled our bellies at Dean Street a few times; each was an experience in itself though I can’t pin-point exactly why.
Wait…yes I can. It’s the porno wallpaper designed by Johnny Yeo!
"This is swinging Soho, afterall, so the place can't be all doilies and tea cozies. The art on the walls is all porn-based," says Martin Brudnizki, one of the most sought-after interior designers in the restaurant world.
"When, you walk in and it feels cozy and lovely. But then you look on the walls. It's like British society," he says with a mischievous chuckle. "But, in a way, that's the point. A place to relax, kick back with friends, order up some bangers and mash and ogle the pictures."
Damn the pictures (which are awesome), check out the yards of wallpaper!
One evening while stuffing our gobs, Daniel quietly drew my attention to the sinning going on just over my shoulder. I turned around as discreetly as possible...which is to say not at all.
I didn’t see anything...then, with awe equal to the Israelites witnessing the parting of the Red Sea, the 'shapes' emerged. Lord have mercy! He-ing and she-ing taking place inches away from my hair!
Below is the lovely printed paper. Innocent, right?
Now look very closely at the leaves. You may have to save the pic to your desktop and enlarge. It’s Girls Gone Wild!
If you’re ever in London, be sure to stop by and gawk…and the food is good, too. Maybe I'll paper Daniel's bathroom. :)
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8 Responses to "Erotic Wallpaper?"
said this on 08 Dec 2011 3:14:21 PM CDT
Hahaha! The gifs you post kill me!
I like it, very artsy. I especially like that it's not obvious, however once you notice what it is you find yourself staring at every single leaf. Some leaves are plain, simple and others have umm male parts included. Lol |
said this on 08 Dec 2011 3:35:42 PM CDT
Glad you like the gifs. This one cracked me up. :)
I liked the wallpaper for those very reasons. I never noticed the images...pretty slick. As you said, you stare at them now. Who thinks of this stuff? |
said this on 09 Dec 2011 6:03:15 AM CDT
OMG! I've been to Dean Street. Why didn't I see it? Did you see the bathroom? It's gorgeous. Is it porno paper in there?
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said this on 10 Dec 2011 5:51:40 AM CDT
I was shocked! Daniel has a keen eye so it’s no surprise he picked it up. The bathroom is cozy…strange to say about a bathroom but it is. I don’t think there’s porno paper, though. If I remember correctly it was stripes.
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said this on 09 Dec 2011 6:42:00 AM CDT
lol lovely wallpaper..... then BAM!!!!! My eyes deceives me lol
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said this on 10 Dec 2011 5:55:29 AM CDT
I like the paper but it took me off guard. lol! I'm still amazed.
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said this on 09 Dec 2011 9:22:49 PM CDT
Daniel has a very good eye. *cough*
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said this on 10 Dec 2011 5:56:50 AM CDT
It's Daniel! He sees all and says little. :)
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