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The Sofa That Prayed
- By Christopher Reilley
- Published November 2, 2010
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It was the seclusion
of your parents rec room
that we sought,
not the board games or TV.
The moans and gasps
that escaped your lips
echoed with pleasure
over the furnace
and washer/dryer combo.
It was so damned easy
to be hard
when you nibbled
on my earlobe
and kissed my neck.
I was astounded then,
and I still am today,
that so much bliss
was free for the taking.
I took a fiendish delight
in watching your long
impossibly smooth legs
extend straight upward,
like antennae that
were receiving
the signals I was sending.
You tried to be quiet,
it was your parents house,
but your passions
carried with your voice
and the Lord was called for
over and over again.
The sofa springs
on that tired piece,
that was likely part
of a nice set, once,
were the only things
that were less quiet
than the hundred times
you screamed, "Oh God!"
I am quite certain
that if your parents knew
how religious you were
while on that sofa,
they would have assumed
you would be a saint by now.
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5 Responses to "The Sofa That Prayed" 
said this on 02 Nov 2010 4:59:29 PM CDT
Christopher, you cheeky git! I laughed so loud. Thanks for the memories. *sigh*
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said this on 02 Nov 2010 5:04:35 PM CDT
Tracy, if you were there, we'd be having this conversation in person, know what I mean? But I'm glad you can relate.
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said this on 02 Nov 2010 5:10:13 PM CDT
WHOA! <> Nicely done, nicely done!
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said this on 02 Nov 2010 5:29:42 PM CDT
Shame on you CR?!?!;-)poor sofa if they could only talk
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said this on 02 Dec 2010 9:01:37 AM CDT
awww that rings soo true
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