Tracy Ames: Author, Mentor, MILF, Catwoman!
- By Tracy Ames
- Published August 16, 2009
Tracy Ames
My name is Tracy Ames. I’m an author of interracial erotic fiction. My stories are a sensual feast for your senses; mind, body and soul.
I began writing short stories for monthly newsletters and, believe it or not, my friends. After much encouragement, I’m ready to offer you a taste of what only a few have previously savored.
A native of the San Francisco Bay area, I currently split time between Greenwich CT & New York City with my husband, young daughter and a host of pets.
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Who thought it was a good idea to make me a mentor? And when did I become a Cougar/MILF?!
For the past few months I’ve been mentoring a 23 year old college grad that is so talented, I could spit! For anonymity sake we’ll call him Chadwick. I offer Chad guidance on the publishing industry, writing styles, building timelines, and so on. Needless to say our conversations are habitual in nature and we've formed a genuine friendship, to the point where I’ve offered him relationship advice.
Yeah, me! I hit the jackpot in the marriage game. My readers have one of two reactions when they meet Greg, my all-suffering hunky hubby: “Wow, you’re a really nice guy” or the more common reaction, “DAMN you’re hot!”
He says he’s on a mission from God, sent here to save my mortal soul from torment. I don’t know about all of that…..although he can walk on water, he has yet to turn said water into wine. But I digress….
Okay, back to my protégé. I’m pretty sure you've written an email that has been misinterpreted by the recipient; which in turn is typically the precursor to a long stream of apologies and mockery. That being said, Chadwick has gone rogue…see his reply to an email I sent. Enjoy....
“You make it sound like you ARE into cheating...Why didn't you say so? Let me get my crew...
Okay boys, set the trap again, because we got a first class cougar coming around the corner.
Name: Tracy “Bubbles” Ames
Profession: Author/Catwoman
Disposition: Friendly and not weird at all but she does live in New York.
Likes: Freudian theory, movies, interracial dating (YES!), and apparently tolerates advances from lesbians (Shit...).
Dislikes: "Tyler Perry's God Fearing Black Woman Makes Potato Salad," close minded women, hood ass wannabe gangbangers that cain't pt 2 wurds 2gther, cultural clanish (all verrrry good)
Inexplicably tolerates: Angry lesbians bitter about not finding the right guy and trying to break up her marriage.
Overall demeanor: Friendly, smart, courteous, not defensive about anything, but I can't shake the feeling she'd be pissed about being caught in a cougar trap. Approach with caution."
Too cute!! I had to share...:)
For the past few months I’ve been mentoring a 23 year old college grad that is so talented, I could spit! For anonymity sake we’ll call him Chadwick. I offer Chad guidance on the publishing industry, writing styles, building timelines, and so on. Needless to say our conversations are habitual in nature and we've formed a genuine friendship, to the point where I’ve offered him relationship advice.
Yeah, me! I hit the jackpot in the marriage game. My readers have one of two reactions when they meet Greg, my all-suffering hunky hubby: “Wow, you’re a really nice guy” or the more common reaction, “DAMN you’re hot!”
He says he’s on a mission from God, sent here to save my mortal soul from torment. I don’t know about all of that…..although he can walk on water, he has yet to turn said water into wine. But I digress….
Okay, back to my protégé. I’m pretty sure you've written an email that has been misinterpreted by the recipient; which in turn is typically the precursor to a long stream of apologies and mockery. That being said, Chadwick has gone rogue…see his reply to an email I sent. Enjoy....
“You make it sound like you ARE into cheating...Why didn't you say so? Let me get my crew...
Okay boys, set the trap again, because we got a first class cougar coming around the corner.
Name: Tracy “Bubbles” Ames
Profession: Author/Catwoman
Disposition: Friendly and not weird at all but she does live in New York.
Likes: Freudian theory, movies, interracial dating (YES!), and apparently tolerates advances from lesbians (Shit...).
Dislikes: "Tyler Perry's God Fearing Black Woman Makes Potato Salad," close minded women, hood ass wannabe gangbangers that cain't pt 2 wurds 2gther, cultural clanish (all verrrry good)
Inexplicably tolerates: Angry lesbians bitter about not finding the right guy and trying to break up her marriage.
Overall demeanor: Friendly, smart, courteous, not defensive about anything, but I can't shake the feeling she'd be pissed about being caught in a cougar trap. Approach with caution."
Too cute!! I had to share...:)
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20 Responses to "Tracy Ames: Author, Mentor, MILF, Catwoman!"
said this on 16 Aug 2009 11:47:40 PM CST
Interesting...well this may be a little off subject but does Greg have any single friends who would interested in a true "southern" woman that can cook? LOL!
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said this on 17 Aug 2009 12:56:16 AM CST
LOL! Lady, they're all married with babies coming on a yearly basis. Thank goodness I got the one smart enough to stop at one kid. Yikes!
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said this on 17 Aug 2009 1:26:43 PM CST
Is he blond, Tracy?. Though I do set the age "minute" at 25yrs, I'd drop it 2yrs if he's blond and from Boston........
You know, one of the things I perceive about you through your writing is that you're extremely comfortable with you and your "hunky" hubby and imo, there's NOTHING sexier!. Enjoy and thanks sooo much for sharing. |
said this on 17 Aug 2009 2:20:26 PM CST
No, sorry but Chad is a tall, dark haired and blue eyed Southerner from Alabama. "The age minute"? That's a new one. Please expound....
Yes, you're correct. Greg and I are very comfortable with one another. Too much at times it seems. I'll have to tell him that our mushiness (If that's a really word) is coming through in my stories....he'll be sooo pleased. |
said this on 17 Aug 2009 5:46:12 PM CST
Well darn Tracy! My mother will be so disappointed. While I am busy with my writing career, she is busy matchmaking and trying to put my ovaries to use. Oh well, at least I can say I tried. LOL! Although Chad is starting to sound appealing... Nothing like to true southern man. Mmmhmm good!
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said this on 17 Aug 2009 7:00:47 PM CST
Hey, I was two seconds away from allowing my folks arrange a marriage for me, luckily 'G' cornered me at function and the rest is uneventful history, lolol!
There's NOTHING like a good Southern man! My dad is one, I can't say enough about them. How he managed to find the only Black-German female on campus and marry her, I just don't know. Talk about opposites... |
said this on 17 Aug 2009 7:44:08 PM CST
Girl let's not talk about arranged anything! I can't tell you how many strange men have contacted me by phone because my mother has decided to give out my number. It is a trip! It hasn't happened in a while, so I can laugh about it now. Used to be a pain in the you know what though.
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said this on 18 Aug 2009 1:54:06 AM CST
Bless their hearts. They try so hard, don't they?
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said this on 18 Aug 2009 7:38:22 PM CST
Oh Lord!!! Southern this and that...Well, i'm a New York chick. Can't cook for shit,( i try) it just don't work. My mother on the other hand, think she is the Black Barefoot Contessa, don't have the heart to tell her otherwise. Does Chad needs a friend, i can be a "friend", he sounds yummy to me. Tracy tell him i am 5'4( half), doctor said it's legal to add the half.
I have smooth chocolate skin and speak english, french,spanish, creole and a little german( from my friend Philip). Lol! Sorry Stephanie, gotta act quick!! lol Too much wine ladies!! |
said this on 19 Aug 2009 5:44:38 PM CST
Oh Heidi I am on the floor! Aren't you married? LOL! Leave some for those of us who are "available"...
Hey Tracy tell Chad the "single" girl said hello and he ought to stop by an speak sometime! LOL! |
said this on 18 Aug 2009 8:37:55 PM CST
Yeah Southerner men are wonderful. I've tried to tell all the single ladies I know about Chad. He's a tall 6'4'', dark-haired, blued-eyed, college educated, baritone-voiced, funny as hell, smooth talking, sister lover (ONLY).
These Black women should look his way before he turns to dating Asian women...then we're screwed! |
said this on 18 Aug 2009 10:36:24 PM CST
Damn you make him sound perfect!
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said this on 19 Aug 2009 1:16:01 PM CST
Us Southern boys do rule. Especially us guys from Nawth Carolinah :)
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said this on 19 Aug 2009 1:34:10 PM CST
Heck yeah! There is nothing like a Southerner!
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said this on 22 Aug 2009 12:14:30 PM CST
Thanks Tracy! This Southerner appreciates the shout out!
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said this on 21 Aug 2009 12:10:43 PM CST
I have tried to stay out of this-but ya'll are too much!
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said this on 07 Sep 2009 3:58:39 PM CST
When will next full length novel come out, the sequel to Seduce Me.
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said this on 07 Sep 2009 4:50:32 PM CST
Hi Tanya! "Make Her Want It" the sequel to "Seduce Me" will be available Nov. 2nd. I may do an early release for the readers on the site.
Cheers, Tracy |
said this on 05 Jun 2010 11:16:34 AM CST
Tracy, I love your blog! Thanks for getting in touch with me,
SCB |
said this on 05 Jun 2010 11:41:31 AM CST
Thanks Susan! From one dirty girl to another, I love your work.
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