Who thought it was a good idea to make me a mentor? And when did I become a Cougar/MILF?!

For the past few months I’ve been mentoring a 23 year old college grad that is so talented, I could spit! For anonymity sake we’ll call him Chadwick. I offer Chad guidance on the publishing industry, writing styles, building timelines, and so on. Needless to say our conversations are habitual in nature and we've formed a genuine friendship, to the point where I’ve offered him relationship advice.

Yeah, me! I hit the jackpot in the marriage game. My readers have one of two reactions when they meet Greg, my all-suffering hunky hubby: “Wow, you’re a really nice guy” or the more common reaction, “DAMN you’re hot!”

He says he’s on a mission from God, sent here to save my mortal soul from torment. I don’t know about all of that…..although he can walk on water, he has yet to turn said water into wine. But I digress….

Okay, back to my protégé. I’m pretty sure you've written an email that has been misinterpreted by the recipient; which in turn is typically the precursor to a long stream of apologies and mockery. That being said, Chadwick has gone rogue…see his reply to an email I sent. Enjoy....



“You make it sound like you ARE into cheating...Why didn't you say so? Let me get my crew...
Okay boys, set the trap again, because we got a first class cougar coming around the corner.

Name: Tracy “Bubbles” Ames

Profession: Author/Catwoman

Disposition: Friendly and not weird at all but she does live in New York.

Likes: Freudian theory, movies, interracial dating (YES!), and apparently tolerates advances from lesbians (Shit...).

Dislikes: "Tyler Perry's God Fearing Black Woman Makes Potato Salad," close minded women, hood ass wannabe gangbangers that cain't pt 2 wurds 2gther, cultural clanish (all verrrry good)

Inexplicably tolerates: Angry lesbians bitter about not finding the right guy and trying to break up her marriage.

Overall demeanor: Friendly, smart, courteous, not defensive about anything, but I can't shake the feeling she'd be pissed about being caught in a cougar trap. Approach with caution."
 
Too cute!! I had to share...:)